REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP
But for real.
having difficulty with the transition from ‘impressive child’ to ‘below-average adult’
this is actually me.
turning 12 like
i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”
like u do know that people can’t control their acne
it’s not their fault
don’t be a dick
|—||Johnny Depp (via enemaroberts)|
whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY
same guy who said this
he’s my fucking hero
HEUVDHJ because I am rich…
LMFAOOO BEST ANSWER
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
I’d friend him for sure.
fanfiction of your OTP
well-written fanfiction of your OTP
well-written fanfiction of your OTP with fanart